Published Works

It's Tough Being The Only Painted Hussy At a Tent Revival Meeting
When a sweet young thing saw an immense diamond glittering on the zaftig ring finger of the voluptuous star, Mae West, she cried, "Goodness!" to which the infamous West replied, "Dearie, goodness had nothin' to do with it."

If You're So Worried That I Can't Make It Without You, Why Did You Leave?
Guadalajara, a city where the trees wear white trousers and the music is so loud, even Helen Keller was heard to rasp, "Turn that thing down, will ya?"

Networking For The Disinclined
Take the fear from in front of you where it inhibits, and place it behind you where it impels.

Roger Miller
When people think of Oklahoma, they probably think of the Broadway musical of the same name, or maybe the wide open spaces, or the wit and wisdom for which its natives are famous.