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| Maggie Van Ostrand's columns and articles cover more topics than Washington has lobbyists. Each is listed below, with a descriptive blurb. We don't know what a blurb is, but Maggie thinks they may be useful here. |
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Bosom Buddies
the story of the bra
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Bosom Buddies
the story of the bra
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Red China Turns U.S.A. Pink
My politically correct title is Pink-American.
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The Art of Barbering
When men get older, they can just cover up wrinkles with mustaches and beards. Except for Arab women in burquas, the rest of us are just out of luck.
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The Art of ReGifting
If you received a gift you didn't like, rather than sticking it on the shelf, regift it.
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The Truth About Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
It wasn't easy to get an interview with Santa's Reindeers, but it wasn't impossible either.
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The Crookedest Christmas Tree
Plan B when you're too broke to buy a Christmas tree.
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Top 10 Thanksgiving Rules
The Triple Crown of Holiday Fun is Over. Next is Thanksgiving. Great, as long as it's not at my house again.
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Halloween Party, 2009 Style
Long gone are the nights where Halloween parties meant haunted houses, beer-based witches brew, devil's food cake with eyeball chasers, hairy spiders hanging over the dinner table, and assorted creepy crawlies dangling and dancing from the ceiling.
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Why Can't Congress Be More Like a Dog?
wouldn't it better serve the country if politicians could be more like a dog?
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