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<title>New Humor and Stories from Maggie Van Ostrand</title>
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<title>Bullfights Out. Ferdinand In.</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[No more bullfights in Spain, reports the media. Is the majestic fighting bull now on the endangered species list, or has the Spanish government realized that Ferdinand the Bull was right to be smelling pretty flowers instead of goring the guy waving a red cape at him.]]></description>
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<title>Big Corporations, Little Ripoffs</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=210</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 10 Apr 2010 00:00:00 EDT</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Start counting the nuts.]]></description>
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<title>Bosom Buddies</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=209</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[the story of the bra]]></description>
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<title>Bosom Buddies</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=208</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[the story of the bra]]></description>
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<title>Red China Turns U.S.A. Pink</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=207</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Feb 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[My politically correct title is Pink-American.]]></description>
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<title>The Art of Barbering</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=205</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[When men get older, they can just cover up wrinkles with mustaches and beards. Except for Arab women in burquas, the rest of us are just out of luck.]]></description>
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<title>The Art of ReGifting</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=203</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[If you received a gift you didn't like, rather than sticking it on the shelf, regift it.]]></description>
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<title>The Truth About Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=201</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[It wasn't easy to get an interview with Santa's Reindeers, but it wasn't impossible either.]]></description>
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<title>The Crookedest Christmas Tree</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=199</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Plan B when you're too broke to buy a Christmas tree.]]></description>
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<title>Top 10 Thanksgiving Rules</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=192</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:00 EST</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[The Triple Crown of Holiday Fun is Over. Next is Thanksgiving. Great, as long as it's not at my house again.]]></description>
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