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<title>New Humor and Stories from Maggie Van Ostrand</title>
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<title>Super Bowl for Women</title>
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<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[They may use Roman numerals in the Super Bowl games, but they're still Greek to me.]]></description>
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<title>Politically Indirect, or, The True Meaning of Humbug</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=225</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[What politicians say is not even close to what they mean. Humbug!]]></description>
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<title>The Forked Tongue of Congress</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=224</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[My opinion of this Congress is now even lower than my opinion of this Supreme Court.]]></description>
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<title>Dog Days of Summer</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=223</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Driving cross country with two dogs]]></description>
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<title>What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Or, It Won't Be What You Asked For</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=222</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 18 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[I'm sick and tired of people not listening when you answer their question, "What do you want for your birthday?"]]></description>
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<title>Seven Deadly Mother's Day Sayings</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=221</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[She was always right.]]></description>
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<title>Royal Wedding Questions</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=220</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 30 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[My kids asked questions about William and Kate's wedding that forced me to do some research.]]></description>
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<title>Top 10 Federal Budget Savings Ideas</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=219</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[We the People present our own Top 10 Budget items]]></description>
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<title>How to Deal With a Contractor if You’re a Single Woman</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=218</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Hire a husband for the duration of the job]]></description>
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<title>New Year's Non-Resolutions</title>
<link>http://www.maggievanostrand.com/results.php?id=217</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 27 Dec 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Instead of making Resolutions this year, which always fail anyway, I'm going to do something different.]]></description>
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